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riddlemeroxy:

Demon dork and Vampire dork being dorks

1 Aug 2014 at 1:4452

iamcamdon:

speckster:

reptilereasons:

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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GROSS SOBBING

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
 Lisa: Oh, Dad --
Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
 Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

pikaflute24:

cpwiser10:

pikaflute24:

geometricelectric:

I love how Geoff was fucking badass and was in the army and Ryan was a fucking professional male model

Jack was in porn, Gavin worked on movies (I think,) and Michael was a yoga instructor (I believe)

And then there’s Ray at GameStop.

Yeah he’s living the dream

inafandomwonderland:

lovers-can-relate:

deductionhunters:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

I want to get a barbershop group together so we can learn and perform this in the street and confuse the shit out of people

i cant fUCKING BREATHE

please don’t send this to a teacher

wtnv headcanon:

octoberspirit:

Sometimes when Cecil is in the mood, he alerts Carlos to this fact by slowly creeping up on him while humming the theme from Jaws.

aph-england:

aph-elizaveta:

aph-england:

aph-elizaveta:

Hetalians, watch this please.

what the fuck do they think they’re doing

It looks like you are enjoying it…

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daftwithoneshoe:

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

"My first boyfriend was a horse."

"That’s rough, buddy."

homestuck-witch-of-rage:

iicy2wag:

kyrianne:

Homestuck:

the characters include straight kids, gay kids, polyqueer alien kids, blind kids, kids with lisps, kids in wheelchairs, kids who are deaf, kids who are mute, kids who can’t smell, kids with learning disabilities, kids who are otherkin

and every last one of them is an obnoxious asshole.

Except for the dead kid. The dead kid is cool.

the overwhelming majority of them are dead. welcome to homestuck. 

bearsandswears:

gil steals jokes from tumblr and thinks he’s hilarious

phoneus:

but if you’ve read these rules, even if you’re on the fence about reading, you’ve read something and therefore garfield has won. he’s a tricky little bastard.

wendiz:

You’d think Black Butler is like

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But the whole show is actually 

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thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.

THATS THE SPIRIT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

octoberspirit:

thaclbees:

My dash did a thing

Oh my god. XD

I’d rather focus on the positive stuff. [X]